On Passing Air

September 1, 2016

Dear Subscriber:

Each week we examine a theme from a variety of points of view. This week’s theme is humor.

Today’s poem is a humorous poem about flatulence.

I welcome comments on my poems at http://nicholasgordon.blogspot.com.

Yours,

Nick Gordon

On passing air

One turns around

To see if any

Heard the sound;

Then moves away

To vacate where

Another might

Inhale the air;

And then, relieved

In gut and soul,

Becomes again

A wholesome whole.

© by Nicholas Gordon

Hear or watch me recite this poem and listen to the music I chose for it at http://www.poemsforfree.com/onpass.html. For more humorous poems, go to http://www.poemsforfree.com/funnypoems.html .

This week’s theme: Humor.

August 29: A Receptionist Is a Person (Please Note!)

August 30: Dr. Melendez’s Head Is Now Quite Full

August 31: Holidays Are Holy Here in Heaven

September 1: On Passing Air

Holidays Are Holy Here in Heaven

August 31, 2016

Dear Subscriber:

Each week we examine a theme from a variety of points of view. This week’s theme is humor.

Today’s poem is a humorous poem from an eleven-year-old boy in Heaven to a friend who is still on Earth.

I welcome comments on my poems at http://nicholasgordon.blogspot.com.

Yours,

Nick Gordon

Holidays are holy here in heaven.

(Ordinary days are awful, too.)

Love is mandatory day and night.

If you get mad, you're not allowed to fight.

Desperate deeds are difficult to do!

As you know, I'll always be eleven.

Years pass, and there's still no sign of you.

So please come soon, 'cause we're still buddies. Right?

© by Nicholas Gordon

Hear or watch me recite this poem and listen to the music I chose for it at http://www.poemsforfree.com/holida.html. For more humorous poems, go to http://www.poemsforfree.com/funnypoems.html .

This week’s theme: Humor.

August 29: A Receptionist Is a Person (Please Note!)

August 30: Dr. Melendez’s Head Is Now Quite Full

August 31: Holidays Are Holy Here in Heaven

Dr. Melendez's Head Is Now Quite Full

August 30, 2016

Dear Subscriber:

Each week we examine a theme from a variety of points of view. This week’s theme is humor.

Today’s poem is a humorous name poem for someone who has just earned a doctorate.

I welcome comments on my poems at http://nicholasgordon.blogspot.com.

Yours,

Nick Gordon

Dr. Melendez's head is now quite full,

Replete with the most recent rabid ravings.

Most of what he's learned, of course, is bull,

Elicited to strip him of his savings.

Learned thoughts, like clothes, must follow fashion,

Ending up, again like clothes, as trash.

Nor is it easy not to want to cash in,

Defending with one's platitudes one's stash.

Even so, one can success deserve,

Zealous not to conquer, but to serve.

© by Nicholas Gordon

Hear or watch me recite this poem and listen to the music I chose for it at http://www.poemsforfree.com/drmele.html. For more humorous poems, go to http://www.poemsforfree.com/funnypoems.html .

This week’s theme: Humor.

August 29: A Receptionist Is a Person (Please Note!)

August 30: Dr. Melendez’s Head Is Now Quite Full

A Receptionist Is a Person (Please Note!)

August 29, 2016

Dear Subscriber:

Each week we examine a theme from a variety of points of view. This week’s theme is humor.

Today’s poem is a humorous poem comparing receptionists to football (American football) players.

I welcome comments on my poems at http://nicholasgordon.blogspot.com.

Yours,

Nick Gordon

A receptionist is a person (please note!),

Usually female, whose job is to receive.

Like her male cousin, the wide receiver,

She receives frequent passes from her own team

And abusive hits from visitors playing the field.

At times she is asked to do an end run

Around some office rival,

Or to execute a play

That is clearly out of bounds.

Should she complain,

She might find herself

Standing on the unemployment lines

Or sitting on the beach.

At times she is sorely tempted

To call a strike.

(But that's another sport!)

© by Nicholas Gordon

Hear or watch me recite this poem and listen to the music I chose for it at http://www.poemsforfree.com/recept.html. For more humorous poems, go to http://www.poemsforfree.com/funnypoems.html .

This week’s theme: Humor.

August 29: A Receptionist Is a Person (PleaseNote!)

You're the Person That I Most Admire

August 28, 2016

Dear Subscriber:

Each week we examine a theme from a variety of points of view. This week’s theme is saying thank you.

Today’s poem is a thank-you poem to a teacher.

I welcome comments on my poems at http://nicholasgordon.blogspot.com.

Yours,

Nick Gordon

You're the person that I most admire,

The person that I most would like to be.

Your friendship, like a torch, has lit a fire

Deep within the cave where I am me.

Because of you, I want to be a teacher,

Touching someone's life as you've touched mine.

And when I'm you I'll know just how to reach her,

Giving her the faith that she can shine.

Though you now must leave, and we must part,

A little piece of you remains behind,

Held with gratitude within my heart,

A portrait of a lady good and kind.

You will be part of everything I do;

When I need strength, I'll look inside for you.

© by Nicholas Gordon

Hear or watch me recite this poem and listen to the music I chose for it at http://www.poemsforfree.com/youret.html. For more thank-you poems, go to http://www.poemsforfree.com/thankyoupoems.html .

This week’s theme: Saying Thank You.

August 22: To Lose Someone Who’s Loved You All Your Life

August 23: Thank You for Your Recent Contribution

August 24: Thank You for the Love You’ve Shown Our Child

August 25: How Can I Sing My Gratitude

August 26: Thank You for the Gift of Life

August 27: Though Life Has Saddened Your Blue Eyes

August 28: You’re the Person That I Most Admire

Though Life Has Saddened Your Blue Eyes

August 27, 2016

Dear Subscriber:

Each week we examine a theme from a variety of points of view. This week’s theme is saying thank you.

Today’s poem is a thank-you poem to a parent for help in getting through a divorce.

I welcome comments on my poems at http://nicholasgordon.blogspot.com.

Yours,

Nick Gordon

Though life has saddened your blue eyes

And pain has nestled near your heart,

You've given me your happiness

As my poor life has come apart.

I never thought that I could watch

My child suffer helplessly,

But you have two that you must watch:

My daughter Tiffani and me.

It's bad enough that this divorce

Has ripped out all my happy years.

But what has my poor daughter done

To inundate her life with tears?

I try to have the strength and faith

To hope, to love, and to forgive.

And then I watch my daughter weep

And wonder why we all must live.

I cannot think what I would do

If I could not this torment share.

I did not ask, but still you came.

I needed you, and you were there.

Sometimes I fear I should have tried

To keep you from this dreadful night.

Yet I would die without your love;

Its beauty is my only light.

© by Nicholas Gordon

Hear or watch me recite this poem and listen to the music I chose for it at http://www.poemsforfree.com/thoug2.html. For more thank-you poems, go to http://www.poemsforfree.com/thankyoupoems.html .

This week’s theme: Saying Thank You.

August 22: To Lose Someone Who’s Loved You All Your Life

August 23: Thank You for Your Recent Contribution

August 24: Thank You for the Love You’ve Shown Our Child

August 25: How Can I Sing My Gratitude

August 26: Thank You for the Gift of Life

August 27: Though Life Has Saddened Your Blue Eyes

Thank You for the Gift of Life

August 26, 2016

Dear Subscriber:

Each week we examine a theme from a variety of points of view. This week’s theme is saying thank you.

Today’s poem is a thank-you poem to God.

I welcome comments on my poems at http://nicholasgordon.blogspot.com.

Yours,

Nick Gordon

Thank you for the gift of life,

For letting me be me,

For all that I can know by words

And all that I can see,

For all the music I can hear

And all the songs I sing,

For all the joy that comes to me

And all the joy I bring,

For all the food that I can taste

And all the sweet scents smell,

For all the loved ones I can touch,

Who love and wish me well,

For all the beauty of the world,

Ever fresh and new,

I don't know whom else I can thank,

And so I'm thanking you.

© by Nicholas Gordon

Hear or watch me recite this poem and listen to the music I chose for it at http://www.poemsforfree.com/than14.html. For more thank-you poems, go to http://www.poemsforfree.com/thankyoupoems.html .

This week’s theme: Saying Thank You.

August 22: To Lose Someone Who’s Loved You All Your Life

August 23: Thank You for Your Recent Contribution

August 24: Thank You for the Love You’ve Shown Our Child

August 25: How Can I Sing My Gratitude

August 26: Thank You for the Gift of Life